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August 22nd, 2008
04:37 pm


Ladies and Gentlemen... Reunion

Current Mood: nostalgicnostalgic
Current Music: Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)- Reunion

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August 1st, 2008
08:19 pm


"This is not a fantasy... "
EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.

"I tried to warn them, but the Elders of this planet would not listen," said Gore, who in 2000 was nearly banished to a featureless realm of nonexistence for promoting his unpopular message. "They called me foolish and laughed at my predictions. Yet even now, the Midwest is flooded, the ice caps are melting, and the cities are rocked with tremors, just as I foretold. Fools! Why didn't they heed me before it was too late?"

Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity's hubristic folly.

"There is nothing left now but to ensure that my infant son does not meet the same fate as the rest of my doomed race," Gore said. "I will send him to a new planet, where he will, I hope, be raised by simple but kindly country folk and grow up to be a hero and protector to his adopted home."

As the rocket soared through the Gore estate's retractable solar-paneled roof—installed three years ago to save energy and provide emergency rocket-launch capability in the event that Gore's campaign to save Earth was unsuccessful—the onetime presidential candidate and his wife, Tipper, stood arm-in-arm, nobly facing their end while gazing up in stoic dignity at the receding rocket, the ecosystem already beginning to collapse around them.

In the final moments before the Earth's destruction, Gore expressed hope that his son would one day grow up to carry on his mission by fighting for truth, justice, and the American way elsewhere in the universe, using his Earth-given superpowers to become a champion of the downtrodden and a reducer of carbon emissions across the galaxy.

"Perhaps he will succeed where I have failed," Gore said.

Despite the child's humble beginnings, experts predict the intergalactic journey may have some extraordinary effects on Kal-Al's physique, eyesight, and, potentially, his powers of quiet, sensible persuasion.

"On his new planet, Kal-Al's Earth physiology will react to the radiation of a differently colored sun, causing him to develop abilities far beyond those of mortal men," political analyst Sig Schuster said. "He will be faster than a speeding Prius, stronger than the existing Superfund program, and able to leap mountains of red tape in a single bound. These superpowers will sustain him in his never-ending battle against conservatives, wealthy industrialists, and other environmental supervillains."

Although Gore and his wife voiced regrets that they could not accompany their son on his journey, they tried their best to equip Kal-Al for life on his new planet, providing the infant with a Keynote slide-show presentation of all human knowledge, a self-growing crystal fortress from which to monitor glacier shrinkage, and a copy of Al Gore's 1992 bestseller, Earth In The Balance.

The baby was also wrapped in a blanket emblazoned with the Gore family crest, which, because it is made of Earth materials, will be invulnerable on the new planet. It is hoped that one day it will be fashioned into a colorful costume for the boy to wear while fighting wrongdoers.

"In brightly hued tights, it will be harder for people there to ignore him when he takes on his new planet's lobbyists, auto manufacturers, and enemies of justice," Schuster said. "A bold and eye-catching unitard will give Kal-Al, last son of Earth, a formidable tool for protecting his new planet, a power more awesome than any his father could have dreamed of: the power of charisma."
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Current Mood: anxiousIn Pain

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July 29th, 2008
08:39 pm


Filling in for Heosphoros . . .
Peristera here. Just updating to let everyone know that Heosphoros had surgery today for a hernia. Some of you may remember a similar surgery in November of last year. Well his body rejected the stitches used to close that hernia, causing an infection and in the end a much larger tear in the abdominal wall. Hopefully today's surgery will fix that.

I left him about an hour ago and he was in a lot of pain but recovering. The doctor feels that the surgery was a success and H. should be home tomorrow morning.

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July 18th, 2008
08:01 pm


Speaking of dead things...
I saw a pretty much intact dead armadillo on the side of the road today. Alex wanted me to stop and bring it home, but then we realized that they're nocturnal, so it must have been in the 100° heat all day. Maybe well see one at night some time (I would say the population seems to be growing, but since I've only seen dead ones so far, that really might not be the case), I really want a dead armadillo.

Current Mood: melancholymelancholy

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April 16th, 2008
06:40 pm


Ok, I haven't been on lj for like a month or more, so this might already be all over my friends list but...

This promises to be the greatest movie since Citizen Kane

Current Mood: excitedexcited
Current Music: Tragic Word Called Love- Batmobile
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February 11th, 2008
06:50 pm


RIP Alan Miller
Alan Miller (better known as Christopher Hyatt; PhD.) was an author, mage, philosopher, A-1 asshole and Magnificent  Bastard.

Off hand I can't think of anyone who did more to advance the philosophy of post-modern Luciferianism over the last couple of decades.

He'll be missed.

(luckily, there's still several of his books I haven't read. So, for me, there's still more new Hyatt to come.)

Current Music: Wouldn't It Be Nice- Beach Boys

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06:38 pm


Household Quote of the Day
Girl Child: (looking at picture of Satan in A Field Guide to Demons) Hey, he's not scary. He's furry.

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Barbara Ann- Beach Boys
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January 19th, 2008
02:46 pm


The Will to Breakfast

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Get Down- Gilbert O'Sullivan
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January 15th, 2008
04:45 pm


What Do You Have To Say? - Put It On Repeat
If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life, which one would it be (and why)?

"The Last Waltz" By The Band.

Current Music: The Moon Struck One- The Band
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January 11th, 2008
12:27 am


Happy Birthday sethanikeem


Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: Cindy (Version 2-fast-key Of D)- Ricky Nelson
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